One of the Boys

By the power vested in me by the Ink Pot Saloon I hereby dub Tess Harding Occasionally known as "Tessy Cat" (Meow!) Former scourge of all mankind As a newly elected member of the Good Old Guys And welcome to the club Come ye men, misogynistic Who reject all female bores To be informed by means most mystic Now and then some broad is one of the boys Gee, thanks, fellas Wanna wrestle? I'm one of the girls who's one of the boys Enjoying the jokes and the smokes and the noise You wanna go fishing? Well, hand me the reel I majored in poker, so shut up and deal I'm one of the gals who's one of the guys So put up your dukes and I'll blacken your eyes Behind all the Gucci, the Pucci and pearls I'm one of the boys Although I'm one of the girls I'm one of the does who's one of the stags I chug-a-lug brews when I lose on the nags Forget the Max Factor you find on my face For barber shop fours I'm a fabulous bass I'm one of the queens who's one of the drones Just had me the dice and I'll rattle your bones In spite of the dress, the finesse and the poise I'm one of the girls although I'm one of the boys I'm one of the girls who's one of the boys Enjoying the jokes and the smokes and the noise You wanna go fishing? Well, hand me the reel I majored in poker so shut up and deal I'm one of the gals who's one of the guys So put up your dukes and I'll blacken your eyes In spite of the dress, the finesse and the poise I'm one of the girls Although I'm one of the boys She's one of the dames who's one of the knights Her Friday night treat is a seat for the fights I love to go stroke with a Varsity crew You wanna play snooker? Well, chalk up your cue I'm one of the Janes who's one of the Joes Here, hold my cigar while I powder my nose I've layers of lacquer a lady enjoys I've earring and bracelets and various toys But I love when I've slipped into ripped corduroys Because I'm one of the girls (One of the girls) I am one of the girls (One of the girls) One of the girls who's one of the boys