Fasten Your Seat Belts

Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be a bumpy night, eh-eh, eh-eh Batten the hatches We're gonna have a funsie flight, eh-eh-eh She's laughing a bit too loudly That's how the last one began I figure she's two drinks from the spot Where you-know-what hits the fan Don't take off your coat You came the wrong night Get out while you can Mother is uptight Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh A bumpy night Fasten your seat belts Say all your prayers and hold on tight Drink and be merry For the Titanic sails tonight All aboard It will be A bumpy night! Fasten your seat belts It's gonna be a bumpy night, eh-eh, eh-eh Margo in action, critics have called an awesome sight Eh-eh, eh-eh I've seen the Taj Mahal at dawn The hanging gardens of Babylon But nothing compares With Miss Channing When she's on (when she's on, when she's on) (When she's on, and she's on, yeah she's on) Fasten your seat belts It's really been a bumpy night I've got a secret I think I'm just a wee bit tight Oh, here's a good party gang Why don't you all choose up sides And go home? Thanks for the party Wow, what a blast Pick up the pieces Let's get out fast Get your coat Where's the door? Man, it's been Eh-eh, eh-eh-eh A bumpy night Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh A bumpy night