Who's That Girl?

Which one does Bill want to marry? Margo today Margo on stage Or that one? Nineteen-year-old Margo Channing on the late late show Who's that girl With a permanent wave And the dress below her knees? Who's that doll With the open-toed pumps? Would you kindly tell me, please? Look at her Miss 1946, hahaha Teenage Margo Queen of the forties flicks Mellarooney Who's that girl with the Maybelline eyes Acting like she knew the score? Ixnay, daddy-o I never saw that girl before Who's that girl with the permanent grin? And the stockings with the seams? Did that kid with the caps on her teeth Launch a million G.Is' dreams? Where is she? That girl of yesterday With her falsies Leading Lew Ayres astray Boogie woogie, baby Who's that girl with the chic shoulder pads? Could it be that long ago? No siree, bob Forrhyackasackee She isn't anyone I know Watch her dance; you can tell that she's hap 'Cause she digs that jump and jive Wind her up and she really can act You would swear that she's alive How she smokes those brand-new filter tips Watch her pucker those red-hot Tangee lips Hey, bob-a-ree-bop Who's that girl in the platform heels? Who could that tomato be? That snazzy chick Lay-day, lay-day Truckin' on down Tuxedo Junction In the pinstripe suit And the upswept hair Boogey-woogey bugle boy from Company B Knock, knock Who's there? Me! Hubba-hubba!