Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh, great, send him in Hey, guys! Hey! Hi! Thanks for coming! Sorry I'm late - I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon Have you seen those things? Oh, yeah, yeah those are - those are great Well, I checked out the track, and I loved it And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig Oh, wow, that's great! (Awesome!) Should we just lay it down? Boys, let's get to it (to it, to it) Ugh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (yeah!) The night starts now Together on the track, the boys are back The night starts now Night starts now, baby roll with us Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (rollin' up!) Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up (yeah) Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (come on) Ladies shifty-eyed when we walk into the set Fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet (yeah, yeah!) Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate so brave on the seven seas (what?) A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar, so the groupies show us love (Kiera Knightly) Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow) Watch it girl 'cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy" More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" (yeah, yeah!) All dressed up with nowhere to run And now I make you feel crazy with the- Now back to the good part From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure (no) Old Captain Jack giving them what for He's the pauper of the surf (yeah, uh-huh) The jester of Tortuga (oh God) But is Davy Jones' locker, what lies in store? Yeah, we've seen the movie Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on Captain Jack (what?), Johnny Depp (no) From the front to the back, say we count stacks, come on Davy Jones (nope), Giant Squid (wrong) Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up Roger that, let me try it with another film Wait Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better) Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed I give Jenny all of my love (come on!) Okay, then I'm legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name (no, God) Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine (close enough) You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay, I'm reloaded This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!) Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts (take it home!) Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted This whole town's a pussy Just waiting to get fucked! (No), just waiting to get fucked! Okay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile You complete me Yup, yeah, okay