One More Mile to McDonald's

One more mile to McDonald's, I can already taste the fries I can smell that Big Mac, and I can see those apple pies So driver won't you take me there, and tell me no more lies It's one more mile to McDonald's, I just read it on that sign One more mile to McDonald's, I just thought I'd let you know I know you don't wanna stop, but I've really got to go So get off at the next exit, and don't you dare tell me no There's one more mile to McDonald's You can see the golden arches glow I can almost hear "May I take your order?" I don't even care if they say please I want a chocolate milkshake And a quarter pounder with cheese One more mile to McDonald's, you don't have to be so mean And who knows, we might see Ronald And the bathrooms are usually clean They always have that scalding-hot coffee And I know you could use some of that There's one more mile to McDonald's It don't matter 'cause I'm already fat There'll be a teenage girl at the counter You know the one with all the zits The burgers they've been sittin' there for hours They make you wait for a Filet-O'-Fish You deserve a break today, so pull over and let me drive It's one more mile to McDonald's, so kick back and enjoy the McRide Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce and cheese Pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun, yeah Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese Pickles onions on a sesame seed bun So get off at the next exit, and don't you dare tell me no There's one more McMile to McDonald's You can see the golden arches glow