Table Talk

I scare them away The men in my life I love you Sorry? What were you saying? The men in my life I may be too strong I'm tall for my height So maybe— I love you— It's my fault But— Let me go on I'm sorry 'S alright They seem to retreat The more I advance I love you Excuse me? Forget it If only they'd give it a chance And stand up as they should I certainly would And say, "I love you!" I love you! That's it, exactly! Competitive men Resent my success The others Say, Tessie— Let's see now Now listen— Where was I? I love you Oh, yes My virginal charms Have faded somewhat You're wonderful Listen— I love you I guess Marie Osmond I'm not But enough about me Hey, Tessie, how many fingers up? Three! Right! Now let's check your hearing What's wrong with my hearing? I said, "I love you" What? I said, "I love you" I hear you, I hear you! Please say that again I love you! Again, loud and clear I! Love! You! Now that you love me Isn't it lovely down here?