Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Lauren Bacall
Performer
Original Broadway Cast of Woman of the Year
Performer
Woman of the Year Ensemble
Performer
Woman of the Year Orchestra
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
John Kander
Composer
Fred Ebb
Lyrics
Michael Gibson
Orchestrator
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
John McClure
Producer
Lyrics
To name me woman of the year
Wasn't what you'd call a fluke
I understand I won it in a breeze
So the ladies should be thrilled
Their expectations are fulfilled
As I'm broadening my field of expertise
I wrote the book on how to be cool
I wrote the book on how to be strong
I wrote the book on how to interpret the news
And never be wrong
I wrote the book on how to be tough
I wrote the book on how to be terse
I wrote the book on every subtextual phrase
In Elliot's verse
I wrote the book on how to have class
I wrote the book on how to have clout
I wrote the book on reading government pamphlets and doping them out
So when it comes to losing a man
You'll find it unsurprisingly true
That last week
I wrote that book, too
I wrote the book on how to be brisk
I wrote the book on how to be bright
I wrote the book on seeing New Delhi by day
And Cairo by night
I wrote the book on how to be chic
I wrote the book on how to be smart
I wrote the book on how to evaluate trends
In fashion and art
I wrote the book on how to have style
I wrote the book on wisdom and wit
I wrote the book on every great English statesman
From Cromwell to Pitt
So when it comes to losing a man
You'll find it unsurprisingly true
That last week
I wrote that book, too
So when it comes to losing a man
It should be unsurprising to you
To note that I wrote that book, too
Writer(s): Fred Ebb, John Kander
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