Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on doughnuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packing heat Never even bring their guns to the mall And you know what else is too funny Their stupid monopoly money Can't take 'em seriously at all Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export They treat curling just like it's a real sport They think their silly accent is so cute Can't understand a thing they're 'talking aboot Sure, they got their national healthcare Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni And dream of driving a Zamboni All over Saskatchewan Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius See the map, they're hovering right over us Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous Always hear the same kind of story Break their nose and they'll just say sorry Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite It's gotta mean they're all up to something So quick before they see it coming Time for a pre-emptive strike